Thursday, May 14, 2009

Miracle Marathon

Please go listen to WKLH



For the past 11 years, 96.5 WKLH morning show hosts Dave and Carole have teamed up with Children's Hospital of Wisconsin to bring listeners miraculous and heartwarming stories from the lives of patients and their families treated at Children's Hospital through a 60-hour radiothon. To date, the Dave & Carole Miracle Marathon has raised more than $11 million to support various programs at Children's Hospital.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day

25 things our Mothers taught us

1. Our mothers taught us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. Our mothers taught us RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. Our mothers taught us about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

4. Our mothers taught us LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. Our mothers taught us MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
to the store with me.."

6. Our mothers taught us FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. Our mothers taught us IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. Our mothers taught us about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. Our mothers taught us about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. Our mothers taught us about STAMINA..
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. Our mothers taught us about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. Our mothers taught us about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. Our mothers taught us the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. Our mothers taught us about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. Our mothers taught us about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this
world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. Our mothers taught us about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. Our mothers taught us about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. Our mothers taught us MEDICAL SCIENCE..
"If you don't stop making a face, it's going to freeze that way."

19. Our mothers taught us ESP.
"Put your sweater on -- don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. Our mothers taught us HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. Our mothers taught us HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. Our mothers taught us GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. Our mothers taught us about our ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

24. Our mothers taught us WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. Our mothers taught us about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

Friday, May 8, 2009